Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Academic recall

If you went to Brown University, keep an eye on your mailbox. Soon you will be getting a recall notice for your education. Those with bachelors' degrees may perform remedial work at select institutions such as Hillsdale College. All those with advanced degrees will be lobomized.

Of course if you're from Brown University you might believe this. Why not? - apparently some of you believe we were carpet-bombing Fallujah.

So let me note that none of the above is true to my knowledge. But then I hear that I'm conservative, so can you really trust me?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Elo, I'm new to these parts. suppose say hi.

See ya! :) and Thankyou (sorry if the wrong thread to post this)