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Drudge tells us a doctor invented a device which causes female orgasms at the touch of a button. No, not that one.

What surprised him was he can't find women to help him conduct trials with it. Sheesh, I'd think this would be the easiest sale in the world, what with the obvious benefit and the collateral ones such as reduced danger of repetitive stress injuries and perhaps sales of universal remotes.

But we're talking about women here, so it can't be that simple:

Glyn Hudson Allez, a psychosexual counsellor from Bristol, said that while there was likely to be a demand for such a "quick fix", the result might still be unsatisfactory for women.

Yes, dear...