Saturday, April 06, 2002

Pass the oysters

Duty calls. In my capacity as Minister of Nukularity I am called upon to foil a plot in which hundreds of Finnish women refuse to give birth for four years.

I'm proud to stand up for nuclear power, but I'm not the man I used to be - the last couple of women might be disappointed. Well, I suppose I could pace myself and stay there two nights.

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