This time I'm ripping off a real lawyer, tattoos and all. Ladies and gentlemen, Dodd Harris:
Seconds to his blessing of Command Post - the first place to go for late-breaking news anywhere in the world. Kudos to Michele, blog MVP.
A picture of a man being removed from divorce court. Your caption may differ - enter the contest!
Of Schrödinger's Politician John F'ing Kerry, who can hold all positions at once. His filthy-rich African-American wife's positions are interesting too.
But here's the corker - PeTA's proposal to amend the Constitution. These people walk among us...
Why bother? Just start at the top...
Sheesh, what's with this lawyer thing all of a sudden? I must be missing my daily fix of Glenn Reynolds.