Sunday, October 26, 2003

What the world needs now...

Dawn Olsen spotted this item about a bunch of 13 year old British schoolboys taking Viagra at school. The school has a no-drugs policy so the kids will be disciplined.

The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.

Maybe I'm sadistic, but I would have handcuffed them and had them sit through a geometry lesson. For the rest of their days whenever they got horny they'd think of pentagons or something.

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