I heard this little story on the radio commuting into DC on Friday. I have no reason to doubt it, and I was amused, so here it comes.
Some kids got in trouble on a school bus for abuse of one of the other riders with a foreign object. Boo!
The foreign object? A chicken leg. Oh, what a wimp!
They HIT him with it, right? No? Then what did - you don't mean - Ewww!
Yep you're right, they did. Well, those little perverts!
Not so fast. The victim was mooning them at the time.
IMO justice was served. (I don't know if the chicken leg was or not).
And now you know The Rest Of The Story. Good day!