Sunday, November 10, 2002

Why I need an editor, part 2409

Boing Boing is subtitled "a directory of wonderful things". And from all those, I picked these:

"Sphincterine". I wish I knew this was a put-on. Perhaps it will sell well with ex-Gitmo prisoners, who have been known for their innovative use of toothpaste.

German condom market researchers have descended upon Kenya and determined that light-brown vanilla-scented condoms are most popular there:
Standard white latex just didn't do much for his African testers, it turns out.
I suppose a good lefty would say that it reminds them of their colonial oppressors. IMO it just makes them look smaller.

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