No, this isn't about some Lolita I met. I've just seen too many toy ads for this Christmas, and the latest was a doll that burps.
But it was just another baby doll. Yawn - how about something different? Of course adult dolls (inflatable or otherwise (NSFW)) have a bad rep, but why not adolescent dolls? Now that we have burping technology, let's use it.
And while we're at it, what else would an adolescent doll do? Pout? Slouch? Whine?
And what would it say? "You never let me do that!" "All my friends are going!" "You never make him/her do that!"