Should we hold him to it?

You might have heard about a hockey player whose neck was broken in two places recently. Colby Cosh is absolutely, positively certain Bertuzzi was just following orders - he wrote "I hope the Canucks still think they're getting good value for money with the universally-hated Marc Crawford behind the bench; I'll eat Rosie O'Donnell's thong if that sadist didn't order Bertuzzi to jump Moore."