Certainly you haven't heard them all (and don't tell me not to call you Certainly)

I was looking for a cite for one of my favorite informal campaign slogans ("Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72") and found this. Wander around a bit and you'll find some bumper sticker slogans on any number of topics. Examples:

• We feed upon the flesh of the living, and we vote!



• Two Zeros in '00



• Save the trees - wipe your butt with an owl



• Elitism...it's not for everyone



• Drink til she's cute but stop before the wedding.



• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.



• Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.



• If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now



• Is there another word for synonym?



• What if there were no hypothetical questions?



• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.