Saturday, February 21, 2004

Certainly you haven't heard them all (and don't tell me not to call you Certainly)

I was looking for a cite for one of my favorite informal campaign slogans ("Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72") and found this. Wander around a bit and you'll find some bumper sticker slogans on any number of topics. Examples:
  • We feed upon the flesh of the living, and we vote!

  • Two Zeros in '00

  • Save the trees - wipe your butt with an owl

  •'s not for everyone

  • Drink til she's cute but stop before the wedding.

  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

  • Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

  • If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

  • Is there another word for synonym?

  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?

  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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