Monday, January 26, 2004

Bird tricks

When Janis isn't tightening her buns for a ski trip, she's taking orders from a bird. I'm thinking she needs to teach it some new phrases. Who has some suggestions?

Good ideas:
"Nice butt!"
LSU fight song

Bad ideas:
"Al Sharpton for President!"
"99 bottles of beer on the wall..."
(telephone ring/doorbell/answering machine sound)

Really bad ideas
"The narcs are here!"
"That outfit makes you look fat"

C'mon Janis, spill - you must know some good parrot jokes...

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