Monday, December 08, 2003

Some of us have it, some of us don't...

Tiffany doesn't realize it, but she just has animal magnetism.

Yes, I've been around male dogs that were indiscreet in their displays of affection. But the best case had to have been D., a guy I worked with.

He went to a party with a bunch of people from work. The hosts had a young German Shepherd, and first thing he did was go to D. and start humping his leg. He suffered much grief for this.

But then a few weeks later the sheriff brought a drug dog through work. And I saw the drug dog hump him too, right at his desk. I thought I'd bust a gut.

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