Saturday, October 18, 2003

Fowl play

Pam Anderson doesn't like the way KFC treat their chickens. Maybe she'd be happier if they put silicone in the breasts?

Could it be karma? We're getting this from a woman who has posed for innumerable nude shots and, however unwittingly, for one of the most popular video sex scenes ever. Someone must have told her that as a result a lot of guys had choked their chickens.

Yes Pam, you're much smarter that I would have ever given you credit for being, and before you turned into a plastic surgery science project you were one fine specimen. But if you need something to do, why not go to Iraq or Afghanistan and entertain the troops?

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