This is a recurring theme here at NWA, for which this is the latest inspiration.
Today's exercise is set in a foreign country where a deadly venereal disease is raging. Three horny UN bureaucrats have found themselves a hooker to share, but they don't trust her or each other, and they find that they only have two condoms.
We all know that the UN can't solve problems without American help. Your challenge - show how all of the bureaucrats can get laid using just the two condoms without exposing either themselves or the hooker to "body fluids".
Note - this post is for entertainment purposes only, and does not reflect the personal practices or predilections of any of the editorial staff of NWA.