Acidman talks about Rodney King's latest adventure, driving his SUV into a house at 100 MPH.
Which reminds me of a line I heard a few years ago from George Wallace after another RK misadventure. That time King drove into a wall. Wallace said something like "That wall was white - it hit him".
I can't find a cite for this one either, but I recall that a few years ago the leader of a suburban Chicago chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers was killed sleeping in her bed when a drunk driver came crashing through her house.