Somewhere in blogland someone was writing about road rage. What is it about driving that makes all the rest of you behave that way? (Moi?)
That made me think of an old Gallagher routine. He proposed that we all be issued little dart guns that we could use to shoot other cars when they cut us off, slowed us down or otherwise acted obnoxious. Then when a state trooper saw a car with few of these stuck to it, he could pull them over and give them a ticket for being a jerk.
Oh come on, you must have heard of Gallagher. Well, now you have. And you can see why he's this blog's Official Comedian.