Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Tell me another one

If you read the news long enough you'll see everything.  One that I saw on the news in FL once told of a man who got too affectionate with the filter suction inlet on a swimming pool at a motel.  Others have tried to explain intimate encounters with vacuum cleaners that way ("I was nude, and I tripped over the vacuum, turning it on, and....) , and the list of items found in colons is long ("I accidentally sat on that light bulb.  Honest!").

But to date no one has tried to tell us that he "inadvertantly" stuck classified documents in his pants.  See Glenn Reynolds from about here on up for all the links you can stand on this farce.  Sheesh, how stupid do they think we are?

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