"The College Republicans are having a bake sale because they think it's funny," said Nicole Houston, President of the Black Student Alliance, at the UMC rally. "It's not...we need to make sure we don't have these racist cookies on our campus."Racist cookies - what a concept. I wonder if she eats Oreos?
Is this only the tip of a major food conspiracy? I've seen white chocolate morsels for baking. That dastardly multinational conglomerate Nestle markets white chocolate bars. Hershey's has been selling Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with white chocolate on the outside. But you've never seen anyone selling brown vanilla, now have you?
Somebody call Al Sharpton.